Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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