are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
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2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
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