did you get engaged???
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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