Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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