It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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