i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
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