Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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