just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
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