I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
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I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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