your room smells of hookers.
And success
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
i came on her dog
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
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