guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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