they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
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