But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
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Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
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I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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