At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
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New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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