rhymes with "ouble enetration"
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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