Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
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I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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