I'm really into asian looking animals
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
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Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Is Oprah even human
i now understand why vodka
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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