whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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