He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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