At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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