So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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