im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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