He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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