When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
