Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
I still have a little drunk in my system
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Randomize
