If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
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So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
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