im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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