Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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