ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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