how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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