playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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