Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Oh god it's open bar.
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