you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I think i got beer on your cat.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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