I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
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