Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
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I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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