Hey man sorry I got all grabby
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
Randomize
