he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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