dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
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Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Randomize