Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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