hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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