He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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