I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
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I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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