these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
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At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?