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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I cannot find my penis.

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• (516): View more from New York

  Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?

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• (979): View more from Texas

  We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.

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• (518): View more from New York

  The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards

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• (858): View more from California

  someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels

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