Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.