Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
My hand turned me down
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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