Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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