His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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