you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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