a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
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