My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
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His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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