dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
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You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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