my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
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he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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