HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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