this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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