There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
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I stared at his lazy eye for so long, he thought I had one too. Then we bonded over our lazy eyes. I had to fake one all night. My head is fucking killing me. NEVER pretend to have a lazy eye.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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