she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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