As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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