dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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