I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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