I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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