Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
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Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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