There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Can i not drive my cunt home
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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