i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Houston, we have a squirter
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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