: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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